my headcanon sirius has a magic tattoo of a moon on his upper left shoulder and it changes to match the phase of the moon so he never forgets even in azkaban bye
nope I’m not crying it’s just raining on my face
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Went Goat shopping today..
This baby girl claimed me as her own before I could even decide.oh my god oh my god
things to do:
- goat shopping
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97% of my life consists of me standing uncomfortably wishing I was on the Internet
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ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
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things that are enjoyable:
- showers
things that are not enjoyable:
- getting in the shower
- getting out of the shower
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this would make a lovely converse commercial
It is a lovely converse commercial, GeekBoy bought a pair of red chucks because of Ten.
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GODDAMN DREW CAREY USED TO BE HOT AS FUCK
LOOK AT THAT FINE ASS STONE ASS JAW YEAH YOUNG DREW CAREY YOU WERE FINE AS HELL GODDAMN LOOK AT YOU DADDY
My dad graduated from High School with Drew Carey
did your dad fuck drew carey?
because i would fuck drew carey if he looked like that
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So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family.
My heart just broke
The sound I maDE WAS NOT HUMAN
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When you and your parents argue but you were right.
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
thank you
MY MOM FUCKING USED MY RAZOR TO SHAVE HER LEGS
I AM SO BEYOND DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW
